Types of Bicycles
Bicycle-built-for-two: AKA a bicycle-built-for-fighting
Road: also known as an excuse to wear spandex
Tricycle: when it’s okay to have a third wheel
Recumbent: you gotta sit down to go, like a lady peeing
Unicycle: because everyone respects the unicycle
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Fat bottom on a bike
See that butt waggle
Take me home tonight
Wide-eyed like a Fraggle
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Bikes like to have nicknames like Speedy or The Sperm