The Teen Explains the Web

Facebook: like I care if the government sees my weed pics

Webcomics: dorkage at its most finest, who are these people?

Pirate Bay: I seed like I’m jacking the eel

Yahoo! Answers: says here if you always jack the eel right-handed you’ll bend it

Twitter: I’m like God I follow no one

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I LIKE GETTING SPAM BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE SUBJECT LINES MAKE ME LAUGH

Time for balls?

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Legolas would never write LOL