The Teen Explains the Web
Facebook: like I care if the government sees my weed pics
Webcomics: dorkage at its most finest, who are these people?
Pirate Bay: I seed like I’m jacking the eel
Yahoo! Answers: says here if you always jack the eel right-handed you’ll bend it
Twitter: I’m like God I follow no one
I LIKE GETTING SPAM BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE SUBJECT LINES MAKE ME LAUGH
Time for balls?
Legolas would never write LOL