Can’t Sleep

Your eyes are redder than an Irish tan

Is your digital clock ticking?

Your feet are frozen hamburgers but your ass is a piping hot meatloaf

The bags under your eyes look like a bulldog’s throat

By now even the bed bugs have gone to sleep

The sun rises up like a huge middle finger

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EVEN AT REST, COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS STRIVE FOR EFFICIENCY

Masturbate or sleep
This is a tough decision
Two birds with one stone?
C’mon nocturnal emission

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Cats make more Z’s than Zorro