Negative Sayings XV

Honour among thieves
Dishonour among citizens

Wet your whistle
And your whistle won’t work

The customer is always right
Unless you’ve ever worked in retail

Time heals all wounds
But it also creates new ones

Cheaters never prosper
And all the businessmen laughed

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WATSON SNAPS

The mayor’s watch! He must be the killer!

No shit, Sherlock.

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Positive sayings: easy on the eyes, easy on the crotch