High School History
The problem with history is that you’re taught boring shit like memorizing a list of earls
Teachers should be asking interesting questions
When did the handkerchief replace the sleeve?
When did humans stop throwing their feces? And why?
When did scientists start writing about robots? What about… sexy robots?
If peasants shat their stockings, did they bother washing them? Or simply accept their fate, like sitting through a high school history class?
IF YOU THINK CATS ARE CRAZY, IMAGINE WHAT THEY WERE LIKE BEFORE BEING DOMESTICATED
I should get that thing to live in my house!
Contemporary Culture 101, Lesson One – “Twerking: Why Now?”