So Tired

Your arms feel like cooked fettuccine

Can you sue Starbucks if the venti didn’t do anything?

Read Buckminster Fuller? Nah… hello Betty, hello Veronica

Some tunes are in order, but something without drums

You turn on TV but it’s Rachael Ray full of moxy quick change the channel perfect Ben Stein is discussing graphs

Maybe hold the crap in, it’s less work

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I wanna get stoned, but I’m too lazy to set up the bong.

Dude! Wisdom! The brownie is easier than the bong.

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More wisdom: chakra means “wheel” as in “here is a chakra of cheddar”