Types of Depression

Bipolar: your mood changes often like listening to iTunes on shuffle

Postpartum: when your body gives birth to another type of monster

SAD: the source of wingless snow angels

Dysthymia: when every day is puberty

Clinical: when a doctor officially says “you’re depressed” and you officially think “no shit”

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DEPRESSION IS LIKE A TODDLER HAVING A TANTRUM: IT DOES WHATEVER IT WANTS AND YOU GET TO STAND THERE AND WATCH IT

Candy might cheer him up… no! Candy will cheer ME up!

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Depression is hard to shake off it’s like wearing a Speedo