Coffee Shop Drinks

Espresso: tiny and powerful like a pill or sperm an’ egg

Orange juice: like the rump, it’s best when freshly squeezed

Black coffee: aughhhh dude don’t drink it like Gatorade

Wheatgrass: impossible to enjoy like jobs designed for teenagers

Green tea: green, mellow and calming… the Kermit the Frog of drinks

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THE BROWNIE CYCLE

Oh man I’ve got the munchies!

I could eat a hash brownie!

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“Hey Mom I became a rapper so naturally I started drinking cough syrup”