Coffee Shop Drinks
Espresso: tiny and powerful like a pill or sperm an’ egg
Orange juice: like the rump, it’s best when freshly squeezed
Black coffee: aughhhh dude don’t drink it like Gatorade
Wheatgrass: impossible to enjoy like jobs designed for teenagers
Green tea: green, mellow and calming… the Kermit the Frog of drinks
THE BROWNIE CYCLE
Oh man I’ve got the munchies!
I could eat a hash brownie!
“Hey Mom I became a rapper so naturally I started drinking cough syrup”