The Library and the Internet
The library has a few crazy people
The internet has millions of crazy people
The library has fines from fine librarians
The internet has fines for finite data
The library is free
The internet costs you your soul
The library is supported by taxes
The internet is supported by cat pics
The library has books you can touch
Uh… you probably don’t wanna touch the internet
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MAN’S BEST FRIEND
MAN’S WORST ENEMY
DOG’S WORST ENEMY
CAT’S WORST ENEMY
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If dogs were human they’d be like Guy Fieri