The Library and the Internet

The library has a few crazy people
The internet has millions of crazy people

The library has fines from fine librarians
The internet has fines for finite data

The library is free
The internet costs you your soul

The library is supported by taxes
The internet is supported by cat pics

The library has books you can touch
Uh… you probably don’t wanna touch the internet

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MAN’S BEST FRIEND

MAN’S WORST ENEMY

DOG’S WORST ENEMY

CAT’S WORST ENEMY

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If dogs were human they’d be like Guy Fieri