The Seven Deadly Hippie Sins

Pride: beard length is not a real achievement

Greed: Burning Man is for profit

Envy: do not be jealous of deodorant, remain strong

Gluttony: do not bogart the munchies

Wrath: if you get angry at The Man, it’s how he feels about you

Lust: free love isn’t free anymore

Sloth: toilet paper is a renewable resource

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THE HIPPIE CONUNDRUM: YOU GET THE MUNCHIES, BUT YOU HAVE TO EAT BROWN RICE, EGGPLANT AND DRIED KELP
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Jellyfish don’t taste like jelly, they taste like HELL