Types of Vehicles

Train: old but surprisingly effective, like the plague or kissing

Subway: more fun than a bus, but not as fun as a space shuttle

Car: another reason to hate teenagers

Bicycle: death at every turn, but you get to have a basket!

Airplane: home to another amazing vehicle called a drink cart

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THE TANK MAN AT TIANANMEN SQUARE ACTUALLY GOT HIS INSPIRATION FROM HIS CAT

I’m stronger than him, but he’s not moving out of the way.

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Technically a dragon isn’t a vehicle, but it should be