Types of Vehicles
Train: old but surprisingly effective, like the plague or kissing
Subway: more fun than a bus, but not as fun as a space shuttle
Car: another reason to hate teenagers
Bicycle: death at every turn, but you get to have a basket!
Airplane: home to another amazing vehicle called a drink cart
THE TANK MAN AT TIANANMEN SQUARE ACTUALLY GOT HIS INSPIRATION FROM HIS CAT
I’m stronger than him, but he’s not moving out of the way.
Technically a dragon isn’t a vehicle, but it should be