Negative Sayings XVI

The early bird gets the worm
But the late bird got to party

Sly as a fox
Sly as Fox

Respect your elders
Your bitter, racist elders

Proud as a peacock
Proud of its peedick

You made your bed, now lay in it
But what if you literally shit the bed?

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WORK HARD

PLAY HARD

DIE HARD

GHOST HARD????

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Positive sayings: kiss the cook, maybe slip ‘em the tongue, also grab ass