The Beatdown
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The Beatdown

Gonna kick like a bass drum

Gonna punch like a trailer park

Gonna body slam like a honeymoon

Gonna throw elbows like eating chicken wings

Gonna make teeth chatter like falling poker chips

Gonna cause neck hair to stand up like a diagnosis

Gonna battle cry like Gilbert Gottfried having an orgasm

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IMAGINE YOU KICKED SOMEONE IN THE BUTT AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE WEARING A DIAPER?

Squim!

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Dedicated to iTunes 11, what the hell happened