The Beatdown
Gonna kick like a bass drum
Gonna punch like a trailer park
Gonna body slam like a honeymoon
Gonna throw elbows like eating chicken wings
Gonna make teeth chatter like falling poker chips
Gonna cause neck hair to stand up like a diagnosis
Gonna battle cry like Gilbert Gottfried having an orgasm
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IMAGINE YOU KICKED SOMEONE IN THE BUTT AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE WEARING A DIAPER?
Squim!
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Dedicated to iTunes 11, what the hell happened