Software Explained
Word processors let you spellcheck swears
Photo editors are for drawing beards on asses
Web browsers will show you the cats
Audio players allow you to listen to pornography without images
Spreadsheets are for organizing all of your beard/ass drawings
Operating systems are sorta like… Jenga
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Pinterest could easily be called “I Like This Shit”
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The future! Flying cars! Teleportation! Aliens! And… uh… it’s probably like right now but the internet is faster