Software Explained

Word processors let you spellcheck swears

Photo editors are for drawing beards on asses

Web browsers will show you the cats

Audio players allow you to listen to pornography without images

Spreadsheets are for organizing all of your beard/ass drawings

Operating systems are sorta like… Jenga

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Pinterest could easily be called “I Like This Shit”

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The future! Flying cars! Teleportation! Aliens! And… uh… it’s probably like right now but the internet is faster