What Music Sounds Like

Pop music sounds like Lucky Charms

Dubstep sounds like cyberbullying

Punk rock sounds like a stare

Death metal sounds like running to the toilet

New wave sounds like getting nervous about puberty from watching Degrassi Junior High

The blues sounds like a starving man in a wasteland
He weeps as hard as he can on the dusty earth
So his tears can water a tiny sprout

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THOUGHTS ON THE JAZZ VERSION OF “LET IT BE”

Let it stop.

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Surf music sounds like ghosts playing tag in the ocean