Monkey See, Monkey Do
If you yawn, sometimes others yawn back
(Like at church, school or most of life)
If you puke, sometimes others puke back
(Oh hey we both ate beets)
If you talk, sometimes others talk back
(Sometimes it’s swears or a hump request)
If you period, sometimes others period back
(Menstrual synchrony whoa)
If you crap, sometimes others crap back
(Like in public washroom stalls – it’s actually known as a Sphincter Symphony)
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IF YOU HUG, SOMETIMES OTHERS HUG BACK (BUT SOMETIMES THEY DON’T)
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Would you eat sushi… shaped like a butt?