Terrible Places to Poo
On a School Bus: in your bag, in your hat
In a Coffin: when getting buried alive suddenly gets worse
When You’re Kneeling: tying your shoes, proposing marriage
During a Handstand: or a keg stand
When You’re Naked: and not alone
At the Ballet: when The Nutcracker becomes The Pantspacker
THE POO GUY FINALLY LOSES IT
Where are you going? Are you gonna blast a blob? Rip ripples? TAKE A CRAP?
I… I have to go to the washroom.
This always makes me laugh: “Someone shit”