Activities for Gentlemen (Masturbation)
Prank call yourself
Flog the log
Steve your Buscemi
Destroy the toy
Study your experiment
Blasturbate
Tug the boat
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DON’T DO DRUGS AND MASTURBATE
Hi, we’re the ghosts of your unwanted sperm.
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Glow the worm, have an awake wet dream, palm the bomb