Negative Sayings VIII
I was like a kid in a candy store!
Prediabetic?
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today
I was gonna draw buttocks
It’s a jungle out there!
You mean everything is disappearing?
Eyes are the window to the soul
You sure it’s not the bum?
Face for the radio
Body for the internet
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THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE AIR! IS IT… ROMANCE?
Nope, it’s my fart.
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Positive sayings: when hell freezes over, let’s make snowman demons, Calvin-style