Negative Sayings VIII
I was like a kid in a candy store!
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today
I was gonna draw buttocks
It’s a jungle out there!
You mean everything is disappearing?
Eyes are the window to the soul
You sure it’s not the bum?
Face for the radio
Body for the internet
THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE AIR! IS IT… ROMANCE?
Nope, it’s my fart.
Positive sayings: when hell freezes over, let’s make snowman demons, Calvin-style