Why Graveyards Why?

Why are graveyards so frightening?
Some people won’t even go in them

Why do graveyards look well-kept?
Is it to forget about the horrible rot below?

Why do graveyards make people hold their breath?
Are they worried about the smell?

Why do graveyards… my god!
Are graveyards actually outhouses?

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LIKE MILLIONS, I HAVE LOOKED UP POO ON WIKIPEDIA

Bristol stool scale? Oh hell yes!

Ha! Ha!

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I took a dump that was striped like a zebra I swear