Why Graveyards Why?
Why are graveyards so frightening?
Some people won’t even go in them
Why do graveyards look well-kept?
Is it to forget about the horrible rot below?
Why do graveyards make people hold their breath?
Are they worried about the smell?
Why do graveyards… my god!
Are graveyards actually outhouses?
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LIKE MILLIONS, I HAVE LOOKED UP POO ON WIKIPEDIA
Bristol stool scale? Oh hell yes!
Ha! Ha!
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I took a dump that was striped like a zebra I swear