Why Graveyards Why?
Why are graveyards so frightening?
Some people won’t even go in them
Why do graveyards look well-kept?
Is it to forget about the horrible rot below?
Why do graveyards make people hold their breath?
Are they worried about the smell?
Why do graveyards… my god!
Are graveyards actually outhouses?
LIKE MILLIONS, I HAVE LOOKED UP POO ON WIKIPEDIA
Bristol stool scale? Oh hell yes!
I took a dump that was striped like a zebra I swear