Humans Are Apes IV

Apes eating animals with weaker brains

Apes dropping stool into chairs containing temporary pools of water

Apes watching

Apes touching lips, once for a greeting, more for an evening

Apes majoring in mathematics that think baby apes are ugly but tiny robots are not

Apes seeing an alien spaceship door open and immediately asking if they got a good internet

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APES SOLVING PROBLEMS

If I had a five hundred pound spider, I’d ride it around and feed it sandwiches.

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Mummies can’t do a decent striptease without spinning