Humans Are Apes IV
Apes eating animals with weaker brains
Apes dropping stool into chairs containing temporary pools of water
Apes watching
Apes touching lips, once for a greeting, more for an evening
Apes majoring in mathematics that think baby apes are ugly but tiny robots are not
Apes seeing an alien spaceship door open and immediately asking if they got a good internet
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APES SOLVING PROBLEMS
If I had a five hundred pound spider, I’d ride it around and feed it sandwiches.
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Mummies can’t do a decent striptease without spinning