The Seven Deadly Drinking Sins

Greed: do not drink your friend’s beer when they are in the can

Sloth: alcohol sweats do not count as a shower

Lust: do not hit on the sober, that is a disaster

Wrath: if you drink and get angry, keep drinking to forget why

Pride: do not buy Moët, buy a round for the bar

Envy: do not be jealous of the drunk, you can catch up

Gluttony: screw it, where the whiskey buffet at?

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DRINKING, WINTER AND BRAND NEW MACBOOK PROS: A DEADLY COMBINATION

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Remember being a kid and rolling down hills?