The Odds
When people say “What are the odds?”
Do you calculate the odds?
Do you like science fiction
And science non-fiction?
Do you think Wikipedia articles about physics
Should have spoiler alerts?
Do you worry that cosplay
Could evolve into a lifestyle?
Do you read xkcd from the math
Instead of the romance?
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SCENES FROM WEB DEVELOPMENT
Is that code done yet? What’s the hold up?
I’m so full of gas it’s like I’m breathing out my ass.
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If pigs had abs would bacon suck?