The Odds

When people say “What are the odds?”
Do you calculate the odds?

Do you like science fiction
And science non-fiction?

Do you think Wikipedia articles about physics
Should have spoiler alerts?

Do you worry that cosplay
Could evolve into a lifestyle?

Do you read xkcd from the math
Instead of the romance?

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SCENES FROM WEB DEVELOPMENT

Is that code done yet? What’s the hold up?

I’m so full of gas it’s like I’m breathing out my ass.

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If pigs had abs would bacon suck?