Kitchen Stuff
Blender: the source of the dreaded “blender bender”
Knives: basically a small sword, you are like a knight cutting up cabbage
George Foreman Grill: used to create a weird orange crust on chicken breasts
Coffee Maker: if you don’t like coffee, use a handful of ground up candies
Oven: last cleaned… never?
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KETTLES SHOULD PLAY MP3S INSTEAD OF WHISTLING
Who’s the boss on the mic?
Rhyming that nasty stanza?
Making the crowd go crazy
Run the show like Tony Danza
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Vegan eateries: Kentucky Fried Chickpeas, Non-Dairy Queen, The Shitty Restaurant