Doctors

Otolaryngologists: fix your ear, nose and throat so you can hear, smell and scream

Oncologists: sorta like that triangular ship in Asteroids that destroys lumps

Urologists: wiener heroes

Gynecologists: maintain the vagina and crew

Proctologists: play rock-paper-scissors inside your butt

Dentists: put you through hell but it’s totally worth it you get a free toothbrush

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WHERE THE ROLLING STONES GOT THEIR LOGO FROM

Stick out your tongue and say ahh.

Whoa.

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Psychiatrists: co-ordinate the crazies