This Guy is a Goof :P
“Should I get a tongue ring?” :P
“I legally changed my last name to Enis!” :P
“I went to a Nickelback show to moon ’em” :P
“Is :P.com already taken?” :P
“Should I get a tramp stamp of a thong?” :P
“I took a dump at the edge of a lake and I pushed so hard that it skipped like a stone” :P
“ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP PLAN TO ESCAPE HORRIBLE FIRST DATES” :P
So I assume you have some lame office job?
I like to smell bicycle seats on the street.
Why do people think I look like a roller skate? :P