This Guy is a Goof :P

“Should I get a tongue ring?” :P

“I legally changed my last name to Enis!” :P

“I went to a Nickelback show to moon ’em” :P

“Is :P.com already taken?” :P

“Should I get a tramp stamp of a thong?” :P

“I took a dump at the edge of a lake and I pushed so hard that it skipped like a stone” :P

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“ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP PLAN TO ESCAPE HORRIBLE FIRST DATES” :P

So I assume you have some lame office job?

I like to smell bicycle seats on the street.

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Why do people think I look like a roller skate? :P