Why Prisoners Why

Why do prisoners wear stripes?
It seems like a ridiculous fashion choice

Why do prisoners make people nervous?
Some folks are downright terrified

What do prisoner’s families think about them?
They’re probably deeply disappointed

Why do prisoners… my god!
Are prisoners actually mimes?

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THIS STATEMENT IS ALWAYS TRUE: “THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH KITTENS IN THIS ROOM”

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High school is sorta like a mime shrieking