Hello and Welcome

I wish I could open my mouth

And have white noise screech out

You know

For Hallowe’en trick-o-treaters

Or Jehovah's Witnesses

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WHEN WE WERE KIDS, HALLOWE’EN PUMPKINS “FELL FROM THE SKY” AND WE’D HAVE TO FIND THEM OUTSIDE BEFORE THEY GOT CARVED INTO JACK O’ LANTERNS

Mom said she saw four orange streaks in the sky!

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When I told kids at school about sky pumpkins they thought I was crazy