Why Booze Why
Why does booze make you horny?
You become obsessed with sex!
Why does booze make you goofy?
You can barely know what’s going on!
Why does booze make you feel so terrible?
You randomly burst into tears!
Why does booze… my god!
Why does booze turn you into a teen?
WHAT EVERY SINGLE TEEN REALIZES AT SOME POINT IN HIGH SCHOOL
Hey… this sucks!
Have you heard of Pitbull? He is a rap man. He raps like he is in grade nine.