Fighting Moves
Double Scoop: throwing punches while holding waffle cones
Figure Skate Hate: gracefully tossing someone by their ankles
The Toucan Sam: following your nose as it crashes in your enemy
Cheek Chuck: a leaping buttock attack
Pogo Brawl: dropkicking your opponent with a Pogo Ball
Soul Destroyer: kicking the most vulnerable spot – the mobile phone
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NINE MONTH MAYHEM: A KICK FROM INSIDE THE WOMB
Last trimester!
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Fighter names: The Eel, The Baker, The Snowman