Fighting Moves

Double Scoop: throwing punches while holding waffle cones

Figure Skate Hate: gracefully tossing someone by their ankles

The Toucan Sam: following your nose as it crashes in your enemy

Cheek Chuck: a leaping buttock attack

Pogo Brawl: dropkicking your opponent with a Pogo Ball

Soul Destroyer: kicking the most vulnerable spot – the mobile phone

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NINE MONTH MAYHEM: A KICK FROM INSIDE THE WOMB

Last trimester!

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Fighter names: The Eel, The Baker, The Snowman