The Wedding

The groom stands at the altar
His cummerbund bulges with sweat

The bride follows her heart
And runs

The mother-in-law smiles
Like a cruel fairy tale
As soon as the couple kisses
Her heart will turn black

Teens sit at the teen table
It’s as awkward as a high school puberty lesson about “heavy petting”

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JEWELLERY PASSED DOWN

This is my wedding ring, your aunt’s bracelet, and Great Uncle Larry’s butt stud.

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What gauge is this?