The Seven Deadly Barfing Sins

Sloth: if you’re gonna chuck the cheese at least TRY and make it to the window

Envy: do not be jealous of bulimics, that is insane

Gluttony: buffets are not for hurling contests

Greed: do not pick loose change out of street barf

Lust: do not masturbate so hard that you ralph

Wrath: refrain from barf attacking your high school math teacher

Pride: puke is supposed to get away from you, not be photographed next to like you’re buddies

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WHAT DO MONSTERS BARF?

Vampires? Blood

Zombies? Brains

Mummies? Sand

Nerds? Potato chips and RC Cola

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Does anyone not have a good barf story?