The Seven Deadly Barfing Sins
Sloth: if you’re gonna chuck the cheese at least TRY and make it to the window
Envy: do not be jealous of bulimics, that is insane
Gluttony: buffets are not for hurling contests
Greed: do not pick loose change out of street barf
Lust: do not masturbate so hard that you ralph
Wrath: refrain from barf attacking your high school math teacher
Pride: puke is supposed to get away from you, not be photographed next to like you’re buddies
WHAT DO MONSTERS BARF?
Nerds? Potato chips and RC Cola
Does anyone not have a good barf story?