Types of Men’s Pants
Dockers: worn by Dads or boring children
Leather Slacks: for today’s modern douchebag
Bell Bottoms: for the thick-legged, cankled gentleman
Bell Tops: for the heavy-waisted, lorsoed gentleman
Overalls: creepy if worn without any other clothing
Hammer Pants: good for sperm, or if music hits you so hard and makes you say oh my lord
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BOOTY SHORTS: ALSO KNOWN AS CHEEK EATERS
Roger makes a daring statement with his cheek eaters.
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Sunscreen on your rump it is called moonscreen