Tough, Cool, Scary and Serious

"Okay, we need a name for our leader."

"What is a tough name that is also cool?"

"How about Supreme Dude?"

"That's a shitty idea."

"Oh yeah! The name has to be scary and serious too."

"What about Captain Awesome?"

"That’s lame.”

“Okay, we need tough, cool, scary and serious."

"I've got it!"

"Grand Wizard."

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Fucking idiots