The Airplane

The stewardess smiles from ear to ear
Her mouth shines like a disco ball

A ghost hangs out with the luggage
It would take a month if she had to float to Australia

The in-flight vegan meal is a shitty cookie
The in-flight regular meal is the same shitty cookie

A woman smuggled peanuts aboard
The entire plane is allergic and everyone dies

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WHICH RAP WILL INSPIRE YOUR DIET?

Milk is liquid hate
Eggs are awfully mean
Flesh pollutes the soul
The vegan path is clean

Eat rhymes with meat

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When couples look the same, do you ever think they’re related?