The Airplane
The stewardess smiles from ear to ear
Her mouth shines like a disco ball
A ghost hangs out with the luggage
It would take a month if she had to float to Australia
The in-flight vegan meal is a shitty cookie
The in-flight regular meal is the same shitty cookie
A woman smuggled peanuts aboard
The entire plane is allergic and everyone dies
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WHICH RAP WILL INSPIRE YOUR DIET?
Milk is liquid hate
Eggs are awfully mean
Flesh pollutes the soul
The vegan path is clean
Eat rhymes with meat
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When couples look the same, do you ever think they’re related?