More Creepy Things

The inside of a snake’s mouth

Being at church and seeing people believe

Feeling a tooth growing on your ankle

Seeing yourself in Google Images

A ghost telling you she’s your real mother

Seeing someone’s sneeze mist

Tasting someone’s sneeze mist

Enjoying the taste of that mist

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Snowmen set on fire
Thumbtacks in the grass
How creepy would it be to see
A creepy crackless ass?

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If you have crackless buns you can’t play the ass tambourine