Negative Sayings

The grass is always greener because it’s full of horrifying toxins

Early to bed, early to rise, one of the many signs of depression

An apple a day doesn’t fix my divorce

It is what it is, and it sucked

Hug a tree, you lonely weirdo

You only live once, so fuck everyone else

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BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, SO DON’T HIRE SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

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Positive Sayings: a cheek in the hand is worth two squeezes