Negative Sayings
The grass is always greener because it’s full of horrifying toxins
Early to bed, early to rise, one of the many signs of depression
An apple a day doesn’t fix my divorce
It is what it is, and it sucked
Hug a tree, you lonely weirdo
You only live once, so fuck everyone else
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BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, SO DON’T HIRE SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE
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Positive Sayings: a cheek in the hand is worth two squeezes