Courtroom Negativity

The legal system is so negative

Why can't we have positive courtroom trials?

"Let the court recognize that my client has low self-esteem and I'm here today to prove she is lovely"

"She is kind, patient and thoughtful"

"It should be noted, that she has, like, an amazing ass"

"It's the kind of bum that you gotta squeeze to make sure it's real"

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I’D NEVER BE ABLE TO STUDY LAW BECAUSE MY MIND TENDS TO WANDER

Fred Savage probably has sex and whispers “I’m a savage” to his lover.

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“For the record, the entire court is a pretty good-looking crew”