What’s for Dinner?

Stoner’s Delight: ten different kinds of potato chips in the same bowl

Second-Hand Couch: A cup of Earl Grey and a glass of rye

You Liar!: Cottage “cheese”

Art Student Smorgasbord: pasta, unknown wine, apple cores, drywall

Web Developer Special: a frozen pizza that replaces an inability to understand basic human relationships

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I don’t eat junk food. Junk food is any food that doesn’t have any nutrients.

So you mean, like, water?

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My favourite foods are tea, coffee, chocolate and beer: the foods with drugs in ’em