What’s for Dinner?
Stoner’s Delight: ten different kinds of potato chips in the same bowl
Second-Hand Couch: A cup of Earl Grey and a glass of rye
You Liar!: Cottage “cheese”
Art Student Smorgasbord: pasta, unknown wine, apple cores, drywall
Web Developer Special: a frozen pizza that replaces an inability to understand basic human relationships
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I don’t eat junk food. Junk food is any food that doesn’t have any nutrients.
So you mean, like, water?
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My favourite foods are tea, coffee, chocolate and beer: the foods with drugs in ’em