A Teen Explains Movies

Science Fiction: I don’t know a nerd bangs a robot

Disaster: you mean like your face?

Drama: like baby mama IT AIN’T MINE

Romantic Comedy: Rom-com? More like Assbomb

Action: I tongued with this girl on a ski lift once I swear

Fantasy: I dunno ask the kids that play the dragon cards

Musical: like watching your own death but with singing

Horror: you mean like watching a porno with your Mom?

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TEENAGE GIRL THOUGHTS

There should be a subject in high school called “feelings”.

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It takes a village to raise a child and a suburb to bore one