The Bee

Vegans think humans enslave bees to make honey

So I asked a bee what she thought

“Us bees are built to be slaves”

“We either gotta work for a queen or a human”

“What’s the fuckin’ difference?”

So I thanked the bee for making honey

Gave her a tiny bee hug

And she flew away to sting a vegan

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INSTANT OATMEAL: FINALLY, A BORING BREAKFAST… INSTANTLY!

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Vegans fish with dynamite pass it on