The Bee
Vegans think humans enslave bees to make honey
So I asked a bee what she thought
“Us bees are built to be slaves”
“We either gotta work for a queen or a human”
“What’s the fuckin’ difference?”
So I thanked the bee for making honey
Gave her a tiny bee hug
And she flew away to sting a vegan
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INSTANT OATMEAL: FINALLY, A BORING BREAKFAST… INSTANTLY!
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Vegans fish with dynamite pass it on