The Seven Deadly Bum Sins
Wrath: don’t attack, that sweet crack
Gluttony: you don’t wanna eat, that dirty ol’ seat
Envy: never get bitter, of your neighbour’s sitter
Greed: have some class, do not buy ass
Sloth: make sure that scoop, don’t drop and droop
Pride: keep that cheek, extra meek
Lust: ah fuck it! Lemme play that bum, like a drum!
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Are you sick? Is it whooping cough?
Nah man worse: I’ve got pooping cough.
Cough! Cough!
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Yeah like I need an excuse to write about cheeks