The Seven Deadly Bum Sins

Wrath: don’t attack, that sweet crack

Gluttony: you don’t wanna eat, that dirty ol’ seat

Envy: never get bitter, of your neighbour’s sitter

Greed: have some class, do not buy ass

Sloth: make sure that scoop, don’t drop and droop

Pride: keep that cheek, extra meek

Lust: ah fuck it! Lemme play that bum, like a drum!

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Are you sick? Is it whooping cough?

Nah man worse: I’ve got pooping cough.

Cough! Cough!

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Yeah like I need an excuse to write about cheeks