Sick

Your nose fires snot like silly string

You cough and snap a vocal cord

You blast diarrhea so hard you’d make a jackhammer jealous

You sneeze so fiercely you tear your shirt off

Your head pounds so intensely feathers fly out your pillow

Your fever is so hot you give yourself a tan

You sweat so much water spills out your front door

Your puke so often it sounds like your practicing Klingon

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Fluid sliding up your throat / Throwing up the castle moat