Sick
Your nose fires snot like silly string
You cough and snap a vocal cord
You blast diarrhea so hard you’d make a jackhammer jealous
You sneeze so fiercely you tear your shirt off
Your head pounds so intensely feathers fly out your pillow
Your fever is so hot you give yourself a tan
You sweat so much water spills out your front door
Your puke so often it sounds like your practicing Klingon
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Fluid sliding up your throat / Throwing up the castle moat