A Teen Explains Math

Basic Math: how many joints in an ounce ha ha

Statistics: what percentage of boners are hilarious (trick question all of them sucker)

Computational Math: torrents and Gmail who cares

Probability: what are my odds with Ms. Jones so fine

Geometry: shapes dumbass / why ask / so obvious

Trigonometry: it’s a sin watch to your cousin tan

Calculus: I started a Facebook page against this

Algebra: fuck you man letters ain’t numbers

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A TEEN EXPLAINS GYM

Running is stupid wearing shorts sucks why can’t we have co-ed change rooms I HATE PUBERTY!

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This teen has a Tumblr called Full Buttock Compression