A Teen Explains Math
Basic Math: how many joints in an ounce ha ha
Statistics: what percentage of boners are hilarious (trick question all of them sucker)
Computational Math: torrents and Gmail who cares
Probability: what are my odds with Ms. Jones so fine
Geometry: shapes dumbass / why ask / so obvious
Trigonometry: it’s a sin watch to your cousin tan
Calculus: I started a Facebook page against this
Algebra: fuck you man letters ain’t numbers
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A TEEN EXPLAINS GYM
Running is stupid wearing shorts sucks why can’t we have co-ed change rooms I HATE PUBERTY!
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This teen has a Tumblr called Full Buttock Compression