Why Bums Why?

Why are bums so attractive?
Nothing is sexier than a perky one

Why are bums simple and yet so complex?
Are they just a body part? Or so much more?

Why do bums have two halves?
Are they bouncing ideas off each other?

Why do bums… my god!
Are bums actually brains?

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Shake that round
Ass around
Make that mound
Quake the ground

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Shake that round / Ass around / Unless your pants / You have browned