Why Hot Sauce Why?

Why is hot sauce so intense?
It makes your whole body pulse

Why does hot sauce make people sweat?
You perspire in all kinds of places

Why is there peer pressure to try hot sauce?
Everyone who’s tried it will want you to try it

Why does hot sauce… my god!
Is hot sauce actually sex?

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THE PROBLEM WITH DATING NERDS

Do you like the new outfit I got for you?

When I said I was into S&M, I meant sea monkeys!

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Food that leaves crumbs is usually delicious