Materialistic Splurging

Sometimes I splurge and buy a cappuccino or a decent piece of fish

I don't really want anything else

I'm a pretty simple fellow

WHY AM I LYING I WANT AN iPHONE

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I NEED AN iPHONE SO I CAN RECORD MY DISSES

I’m chatting up your girl
Like a kitty cat that‘s stalking
I eat Kit Kats when I bust rhymes
Beat boxin’ when I’m sweet talking

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Hey DJ Dead Beat Dad! Throw me a beat, Dead Beat!