The Worst Ghost in… Hold On!
The worst ghost doesn’t moan, never gives anyone the chills and can’t glow in the dark
And to make matters worse
She never scares anyone
She only appears if you’re ALREADY afraid
Like if you see a freaky spider
Find a threatening note on your cat’s collar
Or open your eyes in an outhouse
YOU STILL WORRY WHEN YOU’RE DEAD
If the world explodes, where will the ghosts live?
You can’t scare people with terrible anxiety disorders because they’re already terrified