The Worst Ghost in… Hold On!

The worst ghost doesn’t moan, never gives anyone the chills and can’t glow in the dark

And to make matters worse

She never scares anyone

She only appears if you’re ALREADY afraid

Like if you see a freaky spider

Find a threatening note on your cat’s collar

Or open your eyes in an outhouse

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YOU STILL WORRY WHEN YOU’RE DEAD

If the world explodes, where will the ghosts live?

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You can’t scare people with terrible anxiety disorders because they’re already terrified