Why Priests Why?

Why do priests wear collars?
They don’t even seem to mind them

Why don’t priests like material things?
All they really need is the food and shelter

Why can’t priests hump anyone?
It’s like they had their balls removed

Why do priests… my god!
Are priests actually dogs?

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ARE PRIESTS ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY FUN WITH THEIR WIENERS?

Forgive me Lord. Like many men, I took pleasure in trying to dissolve the urinal puck.

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Concept: multiple tiny urinals Reason: target practice