Dilbert Comics
Dilbert clumsily put down his light beer
For an engineer, he was a terrible drinker
How did Wally manage to do this every night?
His balding companion reached into his coat pocket
“Gonna save a few bucks – I brought my own sake!” whispered Wally, producing a large mason jar
But Dilbert was already caught in a drunken haze
“At this point in my life” he thought
“I should have seen a woman naked besides my Mom”
…
AN ODE TO DILBERT
Your personality is like
An itchy wool sweater
You swim in your sleep
Cause you’re still a bed-wetter
…
Dilbert has better hair than I do