Dilbert Comics

Dilbert clumsily put down his light beer

For an engineer, he was a terrible drinker

How did Wally manage to do this every night?

His balding companion reached into his coat pocket

“Gonna save a few bucks – I brought my own sake!” whispered Wally, producing a large mason jar

But Dilbert was already caught in a drunken haze

“At this point in my life” he thought

“I should have seen a woman naked besides my Mom”

…

AN ODE TO DILBERT

Your personality is like
An itchy wool sweater
You swim in your sleep
Cause you’re still a bed-wetter

…

Dilbert has better hair than I do